I like Batman. He’s the cool superhero. He’s rich and he’s got gadgets. He’s holding his own against aliens, and
cults, and clowns with guns. He is super
dark and edge. He’s got no powers but he
doesn’t let that stop him! Everyone
likes Batman. Not everyone likes
Superman. I used to be one of those
people. People always say Superman is boring and that
he’s too powerful. But those people
clearly haven’t tried to read a Superman comic.
The best Superman moments are when he gives other people hope, when he
talks people out of committing suicide, or when even with all his powers, he
can’t stop someone he loves from dying. Sometimes
I don’t want a superhero who is a drunk or has mental issues. Sometimes I want a superhero who always tries
to do the right thing. Those to me are
some great storylines. When people with rigid
moral codes come to a situation with no right answer. Those are the best superman
(and also Captain America) storylines.
Also, stories like Red Son are great for other reasons.
Naturally as a fan of both of these heroes, I would be excited for Dawn of
Justice, right? Well, you’re right. I was excited. I was super excited. I was at like a 90% excitement level. Until I saw that trailer. You know what trailer I am talking
about. The one that spoils the entire movie. That’s when my excitement waned quite a bit,
down to like 40%. However, one of my
friends told me that he heard a rumor that the trailer was a sort of bait and
switch. They made it seems that it was
spoiling the movie, but the structure of the movie was actually going to be
different. I bought into his words
because I really wanted a good movie.
Excitement level back up to 60%. After
this, however, the reviews came in. They
all blasted the movie. I didn’t read any
of them, but a 30-ish % on Rotten Tomatoes is hard to ignore. My excitement level dropped again to
20%. Now mind you, I am still
excited. I still want to see Superman
and Batman fight and be friends and what have you. But it’s definitely waned.
Now let me sidetrack and say that
I really loved Man of Steel. I get it,
it’s dark and too many people die….blah blah blah. Great.
BUT SUPERMAN DOESN’T KILL PEOPLE!
Actually he has. He’s killed Zod
before, in a straight execution. I will
leave a link to a great article where it talks about all the times Batman and
Superman have killed people. So, no that
argument holds no water here. Superman
will kill if he deems it necessary. If Superman
thinks you NEED to be killed, then you screwed up big time.
Also, what the hell do you expect
when an alien who has never used his powers before fights a highly militarized,
highly trained individual who wants to destroy the planet. This is Superman’s first day on the job, and
he has to fight someone better than him.
His mother and father made him hide his powers so that he wouldn’t be
taken away. You’re angry people died? Of
course people died. That’s what would happen. It’s not a valid argument against it as a
film.
Tone is another thing that people
try to leverage against MOS and DOJ,and I get it. Superman is not a dark
character usually. However, every
director, author, artist, and editor bring their own spin on things. Some play him lighter, some darker. Snyder wanted to do darker. I can totally get past that. And I think you
should as well.
So, now that I have gotten those
weaker points out of the way, let’s talk about what I liked from DOJ. Iloved Bat-Fleck. This is the best
version of Batman and Bruce Wayne we have ever gotten. Batman is intense,
aggressive, and intelligent. He’s a brawler,
a playboy, a detective, and a businessman.
Affleck really pulls it off. He
looks like Batman, talks like him, and acts like him. His parts are easily the best in the entire
movie.
Henry Cavill’s Superman is also
great. He just like the world around him
is completely unsure of what his place in the world should be. He struggles
because nothing he does is good enough, and it really does bug him. After all, Clark Kent is more human than
alien. That means that he is susceptible
to all of our flaws too.
I thought the fight scenes were
amazing. They were quick without being
jarring, Brutal without being over the top, and just plain fun to watch at the
end of the day.
Now for the stuff I didn’t
like. I hate you, Jesse Eisenberg. Can you not act like a cock little bitch in
all of your movies? You are no Lex
Luthor. Please try to add some range to
your performances or quit. If a director
asks you to do that quirky thing you always do, stand up to them and demand to
do something different. I am so damn tired
of seeing you doing the same mannerisms and awkward craziness in all your
movies (Though I am sure you’re a nice guy).
Gal Gadot is ok as Wonder
Woman. She doesn’t really feel like
Diana to me. But maybe with her own movies
she can blow me away. Speaking of women,
Amy Adams as Lois Lane is a waste of space in this movie. She’s a fantastic actress, and Lois Lane is
an amazingly strong character, can we please give her something to do in these
movies besides getting in trouble so Superman can save her?
The Justice League is so poorly
implemented in this movie, it’s almost laughable. Seriously, that’s all you’re going to
do. An email? That’s how you find out about them? That’s really lame and lazy. It would have been better with just background
newspaper articles. It was shoe-horded in, and felt tacked on.
Finally, the main thing that
dragged DOJ down: The editing and
pacing. There are so many problems with
how this movie is put together. It feels disjointed and messy. It’s so badly edited that there were scenes
where I was confused because there was no indication that the previous scene
was over. There were no establishing shots. It jumped from Clark to Bruce to Batman, back
to Clark so quickly and with no set up that I wasn’t even sure what was
happening. There’s too many scenes that
drag on to make a 2.5 hour long movie feel even longer. There 2 too many dream sequences. It’s just a crappy effort to condense what
was obviously supposed to be a longer movie into a studio allotted run
time.
That’s where DOJ stumbles the
most. It stumbles as a film. Even if you look past the tone, the
destruction and the murder, you are left with an average movie. It can be very entertaining, just don't expect t be blown away.
This is not the best way to set up your cinematic
universe, DC.
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